A loving roast of audio forums. The gearcuckz Tee is thick, soft, and built for anyone who has survived a thousand gear flame wars. It has that perfect worn in weight that feels solid but still breathes easy in the studio or on the road. Garment dyed for a vintage finish, it lands with the same energy as watching 38 dudes run a null test and declare victory like they solved physics. The print is bold, the joke is loud, and the troll power is real.
A bonus for the real ones. In Sam’s opinion, the old site name gearslutz was always borderline offensive toward women who are already marginalized in the audio world, and changing it to gearspace was the right move and one we fully commend. But if they really wanted to nail the rebrand, they should have flipped the script and gone with something like this instead. In the spirit of Sam’s bold approach to calling out the hilarious and ridiculous sides of our industry, this tee pokes fun at the overwhelmingly male crowd who spend all day arguing about blind tests that are never actually blind, aliasing conspiracies, and whether analog warmth can be measured with a ruler, instead of focusing on the thing that actually matters, which is the music.
Details that matter: • 100 percent ring spun cotton • 6.1 oz per yard fabric weight (206.8 g per square meter) • Garment dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8 inch double needle topstitched collar • Twill taped neck and shoulders for added durability • Double needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems • Blank product sourced from Honduras
Each tee is made to order, keeping production low waste and intentional. Thank you for helping keep things Purafied. 🐼💜
